If you aren’t living under a rock, you’ve heard the new Cardi B and Bruno Mars song “Please Me.” In it, Cardi mentions that her “pussy is horchata” and if you’re like me, you don’t even know what the fuck horchata is.
Upon further Googling, horchata appears to be a milky Mexican drink, thus meaning that her pussy is milky, which is understandable, given the other references in the song.
Makes you wonder what lyrics your song would have. Would someone else have to Google it to find out your inner meanings? Would you be straight-forward in your thoughts? Would that scare you?
Mine:
You are not weak for needing to sort through this.
I’m working on finding peace where I am now.
I no longer think about our last kiss.
Watch me take the final bow.
Find your horchata. Find your feelings. Live them. Breathe them.
Nevertheless, she...fumbled? 